øksemanden anbefaler: De tyve bedste sange om onani

Original udgivelse: 25. Februar 2016


20. Gary Numan – The Day I Die (1979)

I unstick pages and read
I look at you
I smell the lust in my hands

19. Danii Minogue – Vibe On (2003)

I want what she’s got
Supernatural doin’ things that normal man can’t do
So let me take you out, try you out, I’m in the mood

18. Pixies – Holiday Song (1987)

This ain’t no holiday
But it always turns out this way
Here I am with my hand

17. Buzzcocks – Orgasm Addict (1979)

Now Your mother wants to know what all those stains on you jeans
And you’re an orgasm addict

16. Janet Jackson – If (1993)

How many nights I’ve laid in bed
Excited over you
I’ve closed my eyes and thought of us
A hundred different ways

15. Billy Idol – Dancing With Myself (1981)

When there’s no one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long for my love vibration
And I’m dancing with myself

14. FKA Twigs – Kicks (2014)

Tell me, what do I do when you’re not here?
What do I do when you’re not here
I get my kickcs like you

13. Billy Joel – Captain Jack (1973)

Your sister’s gone out on a date
And you just sit home and masturbate

12. Macy Gray – B.O.B. (2015)

He fits like a glove, always up for love
Steady like a caterpillar

11. Charli XCX – Body Of My Own (2014)

I don’t need you, my touch is better
I’m rolling much hotter

10. Divinyls – I Touch Myself (1990)

I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

09. Radiohead – Thinking About You (1993)

Been thinking about you, and there’s no rest
Shit, I still love you, still see you in bed
But I’m playing with myself, and what do you care

08- The Who – Pictures of Lily (1967)

Pictures of Lily
Mad my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily
Helped me sleep at night
Pictures of Lily
Solved my chilhood problem
Pictures of Lily
Helped me feel alright
Pictures of Lily

07. Pink – Fingers (2006)

When it’s late at night and you’re fast a sleep
I let my fingers do the walking

06. Cyndi Lauper – She Bop (1983)

Do I wanna go out with a lion’s roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in times saves nine
They say I better stop – or I’ll go blind

05. Tweet feat. Missy Elloit – Oops Oh My (2002)

(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was looking so good I couldn’t reject myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself

04. Hailee steinfeld – Love Myself (2015)

I’m gonna put my body first
And love me so hard ‘til it hurts

03. Tori Amos – Icicle (1994)

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they say take of his body
I think I’ll take from mine instead
Getting off
Getting off
While they’re all downstairs

02. Britney Spears – The Touch Of My Hand (2003)

Another day without a love
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

01. Green Day – Longview (1994)

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind and
I smell like shit



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